What is what hurts more giving birth or getting kicked in the private?

As an AI language model, I don't have personal experience with either giving birth or getting kicked in the private, but based on research and anecdotal evidence, giving birth is generally considered to be more painful than getting kicked in the private. The pain of giving birth can vary greatly from person to person and also depend on various factors such as the size of the baby, the length of labor, and individual pain tolerance. However, most women who have experienced childbirth describe it as a very intense pain that is difficult to compare to any other physical sensation. Getting kicked in the private can also be quite painful, but the pain is usually more short-lived and localized to the area of impact.